Written by Tom
During a cliffhanger reprise where everything’s been reshot and is now completely different, we see the Doctor and Susan hide in the sink’s overflow pipe, thus avoiding being drowned. Team TARDIS reunite, try to use the telephone to tell the police about the businessman (it doesn’t work), then decide to just set fire to the shed before legging it. Meanwhile, the businessman rings up the government, pretending to be the civil servant he shot in order to file a fake report extolling the virtues of his dodgy pesticide. He does this terribly though, to the point that the telephone operator gets a policeman involved to arrest the guy. Team TARDIS then return to the TARDIS and reverse the miniaturisation.
Originally, the minitaurisation serial was going to be a standard four episodes long before Verity Lambert had the final two episodes cut down into one. You can see how the original serial would’ve split the material, the business with the phone being episode three and the business with setting fire to the shed being episode four. You can also see why the edits were made – the business with the phone ends up being a complete dud that fails to resolve everything, meaning that the original third episode would’ve been twenty-minutes of literally nothing happening. It’s perhaps not the best when a full quarter of your series’ opening serial does nothing but highlight how pointless it is.
Even with the cuts, this issue still largely exists. The fact remains that Team TARDIS literally do nothing to resolve the pesticide plotline. The phone operator figures out that the businessman is shady on her own, and she’s the one who gets the police officer to turn up and arrest the businessman. At most, Team TARDIS save the businessman’s accomplice from being shot, but even that’s barely worth anything when the policeman arrives and arrests him a few seconds later. After this, everyone runs back to the TARDIS and manage to reverse the shrinking pretty easily without the help of anything from the pesticide plotline, implying that its purpose was really was to just get in Team TARDIS’ way and pad the story to last more than twenty minutes. Much of the plot really has been an exercise in running out the clock with weird stuff in order to fill up the schedule.
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